Fleece

To steal. To rip off. To let a friend down.

"That guy just fleeced that guys jacket", "The bartender charged me $7.00 for that beer. What a fleece!", "Jobo didn't show up. He fleeced us again".

by King Vic September 23, 2014

Fleece Jibber

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm

I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.

by xacy December 2, 2011

Fleece Queen

A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.

Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.

by zionlost100 December 6, 2012

Fleece Johnson

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.

Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.

by Jman1928 December 22, 2010

Beach Fleece

A think fleece jacket with a hood that zips up. Marketed by Hollister Co.

"Hey Deb, thats a nice beach fleece"

"Yeah! I got it from Hollister the other day!"

by E Dellz August 1, 2009

Fleece it out

To solve a problem, usually by deep thought or discussion.

Darryl and Michael could not decide on having fire eaters in the warehouse, they need to fleece it out.

by the Cale June 22, 2006

Fleece

To be ripped off. To pay for something and get inferior or no product.

That geezer just fleeced me, this aint a real travelcard.
That machine just fleeced me for a quid, I selected a coke and it didn't come out.

by LBU November 8, 2003