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Flatlined

When ones cell phone has no signal at all and the cell phone shows no bars.
On some cell phones it comes up as a flat line instead of bars or an x.
May be used as Flatline, Flatlined, or Flatlining to describe having no cell reception.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude, Where is this party?
Dude 2: Idk, call Sarah.
Dude 1: I can't I'm Flatlining.

Ex. 2

Girl: Why the hell didn't you call me back last night?
Boy: Sorry babe, I had a Flatline.

Ex. 3

Dude 1: Anyone have cell reception?
Dude 2: Naw, I'm Flatining.
Dude 3: I'm Flatlined too.
Dude 4: Got a Flatline.
by Lead Fist July 5, 2010
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flatline bitch

One who just lays there during sex and takes it as it comes with no response as if dead.
Guy 1 - hey dude! You up for a round of golf?

Guy 2 - no dude I'm wiped out. went home with this chick last night and had to do all the work. She just laid there like a flatline bitch.
by dalycitybadgirl October 11, 2015
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Facebook Flatline

When a friend's Facebook stops posting status updates for several months in a row. FB RECENT ACTIVITY is limited to increasingly less frequent notices that "X is now friends with ..." and an occasional "like."
I don't think I am FB friends with Nancy anymore.
Why?
I don't see any status updates from her anymore.
You're still friends with her, but she has Facebook Flatlined. I don't see anything either. Friend her on Twitter.
by BLT Tipster March 17, 2011
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the flatliners

one of the most fuckin amazing bands ever. mostly punk with their new album "the great awake" but also ska/punk especially in their other full length "destroy to create". from toronto. consists of chris cresswell (vox/guitar), scott brigham (guitar), paul ramirez (drums), and jon darbey (bass). great, original band. some of their best songs include "fred's got slacks", "eulogy", "spill your guts", and "this respirator".
the flatliners play a sick show and fuckin rock!
by fuck names! April 19, 2008
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flatline

Dead. Refers to a heart monitor.
by Muze May 2, 2006
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Flatliner

Name given to a attractive person who "makes your heart stop"
That girl, she's a flatliner
by Heyfu April 23, 2017
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flatlined

V had flatlined after trying to gun down enemies.
by Byt0 December 14, 2020
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