Stacy's mom helped me with my flat tire... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmgood
by Masterboneme June 18, 2014
1. When you are trying to score with a girl and fail. Your "wheel" was unsuccessful and thus you got a flat tire
2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
2. When you are notoriously bad at picking up women you have flat tires
1. Johnny was trying to nail that broad but he got a flat tire and went home and watched Conan
2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
2. Johnny struck out again? That guy has flat tires!
by ScampyJoe April 22, 2006
the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.
"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."
by forkandspoon February 4, 2010
1. a impotent man
2. a flaccid penis
3. a stupid or useless person
4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
2. a flaccid penis
3. a stupid or useless person
4. the prank of stepping on someone's shoe
by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2011
A prank where you step on the back of somebody's shoe and make it fall off.
Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.
Variations:
1. Sandals. It is difficult to flat-tire a sandal, so a different strategy must be used. One way is to kick the sandal out. Occasionally, for fat, loose sandals, the normal method for flat-tiring works.
2. Boots. It is practically impossible to flat-tire an Ugg boot, so what you do is keep stepping on the shoe until it breaks, then they have to get new ones & you can flat-tire those.
3. Backpacks. When you flat-tire someone for quite a while, they become aware of you, but you've got another trick up your sleeve! Pretend to flat-tire that person, they'll dodge their shoe. At that time pull the back of their backpack & everything falls out.
by vv007!!! May 22, 2008
by $heepstain November 7, 2012
the act of pulling your testical to the top of your sack, while holding in between your thumb and index finger the loose skin of your scrotum. Then pump your member and slowly release a testical of your choosing out into the loose skin giving the appearance of a tire being pumped up with air.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.
MUST HAVE A LOOSEY GOOSEY SCROTUM TO PERFORM THE FLAT TIRE. Otherwise injury and embarassment may occur.
by taylor j. February 24, 2008