german flashbang

When you fill a bottle of cum and make it explode on impact. It then explodes and cum goes everywhere, including people's eyes...

German soldier: German Flashbang out.
Russian soldier: it's in my

eyes

by Scout 411 June 14, 2017

Middle Eastern Flashbang

When having unprotected sexual intercourse with a woman in doggy position, the male pulls out just before reaching climax and ejaculates into his hand. He then says the girl’s name causing her to turn around, at which point she is slapped on the face with a handful of cum

Guy #1: “So how was your date with Meghan last night?”

Guy #2: “It was great I gave her a Middle Eastern flashbang”

by Pdm21 January 24, 2021

verbal flashbang

A word, sentence, or phrase that takes the reader off guard. Can be silly, threatening, or confusing.

An example of a verbal flashbang:

"You are uninvited to my birthday party."

by TotallyNotASoviet September 1, 2020

American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022

Texas flashbang

When a man is getting a blowjob from a girl and you cum in her eyes so she cant see then you slap her ears so she cant hear either. You get a brownie and leave

I was getting a blowjob from Carli and I gave her the ol' Texas flashbang

by ducks2019 August 16, 2016

flashbang

(Grenade, hand, stun). a less lethal grenade used by US police, as well as special forces the world over. Typically such grenades deliver 9 ear splittingly loud bangs and blinding flashes, which come half a second apart. These grenades stun and have a seriously immobilising effect. (From experience) your head seems uncapable of functioning, you cannot see strait (if at all) and you can hear nothing but ringing. The effects last a considerable time, and leave you with a banging headache. In a situation of use, such grenades would be tossed into a room to "prepare" them for a hostage rescue clearance.

a flashbang is tossed into the room.

B A N G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very very very loud, trust me! The occupants of the room are stunned and find themselves unable to do anything.

Then a four man assault team takes any terrorists prisoner or immobilises any firther threat before lining up the hostages for search and check.

by the gray man. June 11, 2006

White Flashbang

A white flashbang is the act of ejaculating into a females eyes thus blinding her and then farting in her ears to further deafen her.

Damn, last night was really hot, I gave that girl a proper white flashbang.

by schlongilungus January 14, 2022