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flashbanged

when you write FLASHBANG on a piece of paper, hand it to someone and once they read it you shank them.
DUDE I GAVE KEVIN A FLASHBANG then we shanked the shit outa him. o man it got everywhere....
by atticus February 19, 2005
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Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.
"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."
by Chief_582 April 17, 2022
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Flashbanged

When a policeman flashes their lights to pull someone over.
When we were on our way back from school we saw four people get flashbanged! There's some crazy drivers out there!
by Damahr March 21, 2011
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flashbanged myself

Wherein one farts while sitting still and/or in a confined space, accidentally or intentionally, forcing him/her to smell their own fart until it dissipates.

As opposed to Crop Dusting.

Derived from when one mis-throws a flash bang grenade in Call of Duty, usually hitting a wall or backside of a teammate, causing it to explode right near you, disorienting oneself instead of the enemy.
I flashbanged myself at work today because I couldn't leave my cubicle. It stank for a minute but then it went away.

I think Mike flashbanged himself because I saw him sniff the air he was sitting in a few times, after which he had a disgruntled look on his face.
by DAMU21 April 26, 2011
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Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot
I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself
by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023
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Flashbanged

Getting flashed with a powerful flashlight

OR

Getting shocked from content (content is usually given in a fast amount of time.) This originated from the first definition. Its the feeling you get when being flashbanged (FROM definition a.)
*Person A shining a flashlight in Person B's eyes*
Person B: OW! don't flashbang me!

OR

Person A: I'm going to infodump about the omegaverse so prepare to get flashbanged
Person B: oh god
by goofy bat February 13, 2025
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