FAPPAGE

That to which one faps. The object of ones masurbatory desires. noun.

The interweb contains a vast amount of serious fappage.

by IndigoRed September 3, 2007

collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

Floppage

floppage: noun 1: The measure of an object's current state of horizontal, vertical, or diagonal flopping. 2: The state of man in which the genital mass sits awkwardly within one's boxer shorts, and flops upon movement. 3: A state of any being in which a body part, esp. genitalia, flops subtly or excessively. 4: Any time in which one's extremities flop. 5: The scientific measure of the floppant motions of a particular object.

Dude!! Ive got major floppage!!!!

by Tyler November 18, 2004

hair flippage

The way Keith Urban flips his hair during a show when he really gets into the performance. <3

Man, you got some great hair flippage shots at the concert last night.

by DAngel January 5, 2009

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 3, 2004

Floppage

When someone does something really stupid they are a floppage , or when someone is a failure in life

Oh God Monty's life is a floppage

by Anti Flop November 29, 2014

Floppagender

Floppagender is a sexuality, where you love floppa, and yeah etc

Person 1: Im Floppagender

Person 2: nice bro wanna look at floppa

and yeah that’s it

by the internet dictionary. August 29, 2021