Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

flailing pean

is the action of a pean (penis) wiggling and jiggeling in an uncontroled mannor like waving in the air and winking at all its fans who are looking

paul telepan:yo santini so were like their peans flaling for everyone to see?

santini:flailing pean!?!

by Angelica & Nicole (Lica and Nykes) January 14, 2007

Flaring

A sexual practice used by those into pain/sexual experimentation were small amounts of lighter fluid are placed on the bellies of both individuals and at the moment of shared orgasm it is lit, creating light, in the dark, heat and some pain. Closing the bellys together extinguishes the flame but there is a challenge in holding out as long as possible. Newbies protect themslevs with a layer of vaseline to get the heat but not the burn.

Related but on the other side of the spectrum from SPLOSHING.

This chick was beyond sploshign and way into flaring.

by Shane Bishop September 3, 2005

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 15, 2008

flailing

This term is generally used to describe the activities and motions of a person high on meth trying to do three things at once, none of which matter in the real world.

"Heila, quit flailing and either get dressed to go out or make me a drink, I'm getting bored watching you walk back and forth lining forks up on the kitchen counter."

by Pitgirl March 30, 2008

Flailing Arms Girl

Informal title of the skinny bitch that won't shut up. Given the title Flailing Arms Girl becuase of the lateral swinging motion of her arms when she is ranting. Known for incredible stupidity and being excessively loud. See also Susan

"Man, look at Flailing Arms Girl go, she's dumber than a bag of assholes!"

"Sometimes, hearing the thoughts of others is such a chore, and I'm like, GO AWAY TELEKINESIS!"

by BobbyBill$ November 29, 2004

fairing off

Southeastern Missouri term. Not sure if it's known of elsewhere. "Fairing off" pretty much means calming down, or clearing up when it comes to weather. Used if the weather has been pretty bad recently.

"Hey, do you think the rain's gonna fair off today?"

"I think it's been pretty much fairing off over the last two days. Maybe it'll be faired off enough to have a picnic tomorrow."

by Joshua Squires July 16, 2006