Flabidiah

A longcoat hand tailored from circumcised ballsack skin of cloans of yourself

Did you get a flabidiah for the party tonight?

by Peasant Please August 15, 2016

INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

flacidnating

The sight of someone so sexually unattractive you cannot take your eyes off of them.

The sight of Star Jone's cellulite ridden ass in a thong was disgusting yet riveting, I found her flacidnating.

by KDN June 7, 2004

flacidism

Purposely imagining something displeasing to qwell an erection.

Look at that fat couple having sex!". "That's pretty sick, I think I'll use that as my new flacidism.

by Tielur July 20, 2011

Flacidation

The act of being preparado to sustain the power of the ding dong.

Everybody shall kneel before this word of divinity

“Toby said:

-Today I held my urge to fap!
His friend John answered:
-Don’t you mean self-flacidation?”

by TheFakeTaxiDude February 24, 2019