Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

Flaa

Pronounced: Flow

I wooly type of animal that is from Norway. This animal is generally pretty douchey and mumbles a lot. Your best chance at seeing a Flaa is to watch for it to be running around the upper peninsula of Michigan on a four wheeler.

Beware: A Flaa is generally very creepy and will sexually violate you with is unfunny jokes and might offend you with his distinct smell of cabbage. They are also known to steal Little Ceasers pizzas and not answer radio checks.

"Holy shit!! I just seen a Flaa drive by on a four wheeler with your pizza Gardner!!!"

by Rump Ranger81er May 23, 2010

Flac Attack

Mountain Dew throwback mixed with pomegranate vodka. An amazing drink named after Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco.

Tom: Hey, what should we drink tonight?
Hayley: Ravens won...let's have a Flac Attack to celebrate!

by flacattack October 27, 2011

flac

n. An audio compression algorithm which is sonically superior to the more widely-known .mp3 compression algorithm, due to the lossless nature of .flac compression. Audio encoded in .mp3 are, however, typically 1/10th the size of .flac, which may be one reason why the .mp3 format retains such popularity over the .flac format.

I encoded the entire Led Zeppelin catalog to .flac, so I will be able to enjoy the best songs ever written in crystal, clear lossless audio even if my daughter scratches up all my original CDs.

by G0lluM May 22, 2005

flaccid reflux

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

Facaf

This is the informal way of saying the words "Fuck Off"
It can be used in pretty much any situation.
Also you spell it the same backwards.

Sal- Hey Whats up
Jim- Nuttin much, can I bum a smoke off you
Sal- Facaf
"but they stay friends"
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Jim- Hey Sal come pick me up man.
Sal- Facaf
"but probably ends up picking him up"
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by Dr.Pham October 12, 2011