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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025
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Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground!
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
Chris: That sucks.
Jason: Nah, five second rule, I saved it.
Chris: Nice.
by brolli. July 22, 2008
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Defined:
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.
Orgin: Canada
This occurs when friend has been drinking and randomly urinates (or urinates to put out a fire) and you accidentally briefly gander at that person genitals. The linger time between you gandering at the genital and walking away is classified as "the five second whoopsie". Any longer and you are staring.
Orgin: Canada
Andrew: I have to leave, I must pee out this fire now!
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
Matt: Oh no! I'm getting out of here! I took a "Five Second Whoopsie" on that one.
by He Whom Names Things May 22, 2011
Get the Five Second Whoopsie mug.This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.
When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.
by drew s April 19, 2004
Get the five second rule mug.A superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible.
*Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill*
Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.
Eddie - *picks up rasberry and eats it*
Bill - What the? Why did you eat that??? Naaasty...
Eddie - Five second rule.
by PunkOrNot August 16, 2005
Get the five second rule mug."Tonight me and my girlfriend went for a bike ride along the golf course and I gave her a five second frencher on the 16th hole"
by Randy and the J-bo June 6, 2005
Get the five second frencher mug.The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
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