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Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".
Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.
by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008
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five knuckle shuffle

that bitch gave me some blue balls, so I had to go back to my crib and do the five knuckle shuffle on my piss pump
by spltbird November 25, 2002
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five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.
Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head
by Shit-face June 29, 2008
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Five knuckle shuffle

Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
by Boy Roy June 20, 2008
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five knuckle shuffle

"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"
by Bigboidave June 13, 2015
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five knuckle shuffle

by cadug May 16, 2016
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