Firecation

When your job fires you and is then forced to take you back. The time off you get between being fired and rehired by the same employer.

I had six months of firecation when I refused to get the COVID vaccine.

by Dancerooster July 16, 2023

Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021

percussasyllabi fication.

Scat singing, but with words that have meaning.

I.e. Sammy Rae.

Sammy Rae music is so bussin. It’s almost percussasyllabi fication.

by No longer hairy ass April 22, 2023

Fibication

Telling a half truth when you really don’t know what the full truth is.

Her version of the story is a fibication.

by Clevering August 9, 2018

fituation

A debacle caused by your blowing your top.

Da hot-headed Queen Of Hearts was always in a major fituation, as was anyone else who was unlucky enough to be present, since they would likely be in danger of losing their heads over da slightest error or uncomplimentary remark.

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

Fistication

Sentenced to death by means of fisting the asshole.

In the news today nathan neely will be put to death by Fistication.

by Dadpool90 January 25, 2022