Firk

Muffled fart

“Hey man did you hear me firk right now??”

by Buttfaceloser23 February 16, 2022

Firk

Verb: to annoy or irritate, but extra.

Some of my customers firk me so much. My computer is just firking with me now.

by dalibby August 18, 2023

Firkytoodling

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.

All set for a bit of firkytoodling?

by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

firkle

Firkle - To root about searching for something:

Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.

by roeculler November 13, 2013

firkenstocks

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

firkytoodling

A 17th century term meaning "to fondle"; Victorian slang for "fucking"

Sweeney Todd: And what type of form are you in Mrs. Lovett?
Mrs. Lovett: In firkytoodling form Mr. Todd!

by pakurisu January 29, 2008

Firky

Guy with a large penis

Woah! You see that guy over there? Gemma told me he's a firky...

Damn girl, you seen how denise is walking? Yeah she got firked last night...

by IgotFirked November 12, 2009