Firk

Muffled fart

“Hey man did you hear me firk right now??”

Firk by Buttfaceloser23 February 16, 2022

Firk

Verb: to annoy or irritate, but extra.

Some of my customers firk me so much. My computer is just firking with me now.

Firk by dalibby August 18, 2023

Firkytoodling 

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.

All set for a bit of firkytoodling?

Firkytoodling by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

firkle 

Firkle - To root about searching for something:

Firkle through your bag to find your keys.
I was firkling through that drawer and I found my penknife.
The pig was firkling through the fallen leaves picking up acorns.

firkle by roeculler November 13, 2013

firkenstocks 

Fake Birkenstocks that can be bought at Target or Wal-Mart or stores of that nature, and they don't cost a fortune. They tend to be more comfortable than real Birkenstocks because they aren't made of huge blocks of wood.

Tracy (unpopular): Like my new Birkenstocks, Kim?
Kim (popular): You mean Firkenstocks? I could tell those weren't real from a mile away, poser. *Turns nose up*

firkenstocks by Greg Potter June 1, 2007

firkytoodling 

A 17th century term meaning "to fondle"; Victorian slang for "fucking"

Sweeney Todd: And what type of form are you in Mrs. Lovett?
Mrs. Lovett: In firkytoodling form Mr. Todd!

firkytoodling by pakurisu January 29, 2008

Firky 

Guy with a large penis

Woah! You see that guy over there? Gemma told me he's a firky...

Damn girl, you seen how denise is walking? Yeah she got firked last night...

Firky by IgotFirked November 12, 2009