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Fake Friend

Someone who ignores you when they're around more 'popular' people.
Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.

Most of all, someone who does these things, but then when it's just you two, they pretend like nothing's changed. Then they want you to act the same around them, and whether they realize what they do or not, they won't apologize.

If 4 or more of these things apply to one of your 'friends' then they are a fake friend
Real friend: hey you seem down lately, what's up?
You: nothing, just that she always ignores me around other people.
Real friend: What a bitch...don't worry about it. She's a fake friend.
You: You think?
Real friend: for sure. Look it up on urban dictionary if you don't believe me.
by Flavor Cycle February 27, 2014
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Hello my friend

"Hello my friend" is used by @paharikawa on tiktok whenever someone tells false history
Random TikToker: Earth is flat
Paharikawa: Hello my friend
by Ppslasher69 July 20, 2021
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Blue hour friend

A blue hour friend is someone who;

- Tends to keep to themselves.
- Typically likes the rain & stormy weather.
- Is usually very quiet, but when around the right people can be the loudest in the room.
- Will always be there for you when you need them.
- Will usually distance themselves from others when they are in a bad place.

Blue hour friends are friends that you can rely on to be there for you, no matter what.
Amelia: I guess i’m a Blue hour friend.
Rei: Oh? What does that mean?
Amelia: It means i’ll always be there for you :)
by Luna 💫 December 21, 2022
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she's just a friend

ADRIEN DON'T BE A IDIOT SHES NOT A FRIEND SHES MORE and I will not allow Adrien and Kagami!
adrien="she's just a friend"

everyone else="NO SHE'S NOT!!"
by Ugh, I hate it all June 1, 2020
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Friend of Mara

A term used similarly to Friend of Dorothy, a Friend of Mara is a code word used to describe someone in the LGBTQ+ community. The name "Mara" comes from the 2018 She-Ra reboot.
"Hey, are you, like, yknow, a Friend of Mara?"
"...Yeah? Are you?"
"Yep-"
by ChikinTheThird November 12, 2020
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Dad Friend

A friend similar to the mom friend. A dad friend is typically more fun and gives meaningful advice in most situations. Won't always be the nicest, but is still a friend that cares deeply about you.
Dillon really is a dad friend, even if him and the mom friend don't get along.
by 7SquidsInACoat March 30, 2017
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Dark Friend

A “Dark Friend” is someone who has sold their soul to the devil (or at least thinks they have) in return for “kick backs” from Satan.

Dark Friends socially prey on people and take great pleasure in creating sorrow and mischief in their lives.

They are usually charming when young and many even have a clever, sense-of-humor.

Dark friends are different than Trolls in that they believe in an evil higher power.

Most trolls are “Atheists” or “Born-Again Christians. “

All Dark Friends take great pleasure in subtly seducing people…with drugs, sex, and decadent views on life. They enjoy seeing the gradual downfall of the people they have “taken under the wing” by destroying their positive relationships, getting them addicted to drugs, etc. and other bad behavior.

Dark Friends will take you to a “Girl’s Night Out” to get you drunk and cheat on your significant other. They are jealous of and despise “Love” in all its forms and focus on the “ultimately hollow” sensual aspect of Sex, Clothing, Jewelry and the latest gadgets and fashions.

Most Dark Friends usually end up alone and bitter in their last years with few people wanting to have anything to do with them from their lifetime’s worth of nastiness.
Perry is one mean dark friend, he poisoned my cat, fucked my dog and keyed my car.
by Ian De La Rosa July 20, 2013
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