fartballs

A vicious, highly infectious disease in men that is spread when the groin region gets intentionally farted on by another person (not necessarily one with fartballs). Common symptoms are denial and irrational aggressiveness towards people named Michael.

Bob: Hey Michael, I heard Joey has fartballs
Michael:
Joey: I do not have fartballs! Fuck you, Michael!

by Jack Fitzy February 15, 2022

Cosmic Fireball

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.

My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018

fireballed up

a way to excuse your drunken behavior. related to the consumption of fireball whiskey.

ex: sorry i fell into your grill and ruined the barbecue, i was fireballed up

by claire.bear April 24, 2014

Fireball Jutsu

When you're about to ejaculate, you pull out and hold a lighter up to your dick. When you finally nut, scream FIRE STYLE; FIREBALL JUTSU and when the cum comes out it will be lit ablaze as it leaves your now burning dick.

Dude, last night I was doing it with Rebecca and to finish it all off, I performed the Fireball Jutsu1

by Dongus504 May 8, 2019

firewall

A program that defends your computer from malicious users accessing and using your computer either as a port to someone elses computer or to totally mess up yours :)

My firewall kicked that hackers ass last night

by Urban-k September 2, 2003

Netgear Firewall

A gay ass firewall that won't let you go to websites such as MySpace, Facebook, ect. It also blocks websites that show naked ladies. It is also hard to disable.

Bob: Hey Jack, lets look at some naked ladies!
Jack: We can't because of my Netgear Firewall.

by TheWindSoldier April 11, 2010

fireball

Cinnamon flavored whisky (33% ABV) which doesn't taste bad, but can easily fuck you up, just like any other alcohol.

I drank more than half a fifth of fireball last weekend and blacked the fuck out, puked all over my friend's truck, and ended up at my house at 4am.

by nanuno May 24, 2015