freshies

A term used to describe untouched fresh snow, also known as powder.

The freshies were all gone by the time we got to the ski resort.

by Philip Heirshaft March 13, 2003

fire shits

origin:
unknown

Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate

Function: noun

1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.

"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"

"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."

by SumDumGuy September 3, 2004

fireship

A diseased prostitute.

Bewared lads, that there lass is a fireship!

by TheCheezCake February 19, 2009

fire shits

after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire shits which is usually a greenish painful shit.

Man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. I had the fire shits and couldnt sit for a minute

by NIggalicious February 15, 2007

Freshisode

The first run of a show; a new episode

Hey you ready for tosh tonight? It's a freshisode!

by Mo-money April 19, 2013

freshies

Whilst well known to powder hounds as the untouched fresh snow after a big storm... In Colorado, it is also the name of a company and its products - all natural cocktail mixes that began in Telluride, CO (their website says they are now in Denver). The idea was taken from big powder days but also aptly represented the all natural ingredients used in all of their mixes. Freshies mixes include Bloody Mary, Hot Mary, Margarita, Mojito, etc.

"Who wants to board the 15" of freshies on Gold's Peak and then grab a Freshies Bloody?"

by Justin Credulous November 28, 2007

foreshitowing

That feeling you get before you have to take a major shit, letting you know that extreme digestive discomfort is on it's way.

"Man, I'm getting some bad foreshitowing from that chinese buffet. I'm gonna wreck that toilet."

by Denryuu7777 December 9, 2008