finals

End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student.

Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you haven't been bullshitting the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, finals week consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter.

They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is scientifically proven that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.

Bob: I just want finals to be over. This is the worst week of my life.

by wakegirl January 30, 2012

final girl

the girl who survives in a horror movie

“do you know Jamie Lee Curtis?”
“Wasn’t she the final girl in the halloween movies?”

by beythricé June 25, 2018

Finally its here

What youtube comment bots keep saying for some reason

"Finally its here" -some random L bozo bot
"Report for Spam bruhh" -real human being

by idc about your opinion May 26, 2022

finale stuff

Radio friendly term for male cum coined by Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101.1 WRIF radio in Detroit

I knew there was a creeper in my house when I found finale stuff all over my sheets.

by Van Halen Fan October 3, 2013

China's final warning

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat

Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."

by redocelot September 8, 2022

Final Exams

The epitome of stress

Teacher: Hey Timmy, good luck on your final exams tomorrow!

Timmy: A slow and painful death sounds more fun than taking those 10 pages of hell.

by littleredhat March 26, 2016

Feral femme

A lesbian who is feminine, whilst maintaining feral attributes. Not to be mistaken with your general lipstick lesbian; this is the type of person who embodies femininity but can simultaneously unleash filthy pleasure on their chosen target. So far, the rarest breed of lesbian to have been discovered. Her femininity masks her ruthless sexual disposition.

Sarah: See that gay girl over there?
Bekky: yeah, the lipstick lesbian?
Sarah: No. that there is a feral femme. I saw her put a guy in a headlock outside Sephora last week.

by FeralFemme May 15, 2019