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Fanny Pat

noun

A person who possesses the perfect balance of geekiness and self-confidence to wear a fanny pack. Most Fanny Pats are gay, although the odd one may be straight or a-sexual.
Dude, check out that Fanny Pat! He's wearing a buffalo helmet, a rolled-up t-shirt and low-cut jean shorts!
by Tootsie613 January 15, 2011
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finna pop a goog

"I'm not sure what that means but i'm finna pop a goog and find out!"
by M0ng0M4n May 2, 2018
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Fanny Phantoms

Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.
Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms
by Dead & I Love It January 15, 2007
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funny poop

when u take a fat shit and its looks funny
by cowboiiii November 1, 2020
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fanny pillows

Scampi flavour fries.

A British snack product made by Walkers under the Smiths brand. Referred to as 'fanny pillows' because they look like tiny pillows, and they smell like a fanny (British definition- ie. pussy).
J: Would you like a pack of fanny pillows?
S: Yes please! I love that distinctive aroma. Mmmmm....
by Limey Bloke May 21, 2008
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fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.
"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.
"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."
by quasdn June 16, 2016
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