fifer

a motorcycle cop. usually cause, they've got attitude. (usually the solo-bike sergeants, typically 30 year veterans on the force) refers to Don Knotts.

I got chewed up by a solo-bike sergeant. that pig was such a fifer!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 24, 2017

fifer

A small urban turtle.

We found the fifer in the stream next to the Bank of Americas Building.

by jfitz21 May 25, 2005

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

fifer

Arby's four for five deal. Four tempting roast beef sandwiches for only five bucks.

Drive thru lady: Wadda ya want?
Shawn: I'll take the fifer.
Drive thru lady: Come on around.

by hello world1 December 6, 2006

fifer family

The Fifer Family is a very Dangerous family with members in and out of jail they Fifer Family kids about Bad As Hell. It’s a lot of Fifers everytime you look up another pop out don’t mess with one Fifer cause 1 fight all fight .

The Fifer Family is the definition of Dangerous I’ll tell the truth I’m scared of them .

by AaronTurner January 6, 2024

Fiferous

1. Facetious in a conniving way, all while grinning with a stupid, shit-eating smile—one that involves the whole face, including the eyes, in a disingenuous display of faux sincerity. So infuriating it makes you want to commit war crimes.

2. Blatantly and unashamedly stupid, incompetent, or lazy, yet acting as though they are competent, in control, or somehow have your best interests at heart. Their entire demeanour is a masterclass in passive-aggressive condescension, making light of situations where they are clearly the problem.

3. The human embodiment of smug cluelessness, where incompetence meets unwarranted confidence, wrapped in a patronising, infuriating grin.

🔹 "That fiferous prick just told me ‘not to worry’ about the project he forgot to submit—while smiling like he just won the lottery."

🔹 "Debbie just hit us with a fiferous ‘We’re all in this together, guys!’ —while doing absolutely nothing herself ."

🔹 "He’s so fiferous, he’ll crash your car, hand you the wheel, and smile like he just taught you a valuable lesson."

by Dr. Dragan March 1, 2025

Fifering

Asking questions on facebook you could just as easily answer yourself with a two second google search if you weren't so lazy, making your friends dance to your tune of laziness.

Don't answer Sam's post for the dog kennel's phone number, he's just fifering. He'll look it up if he wants it.

by YJLAW1 May 10, 2018