Fistered

When you get raped by Doug Fister. Since being fisted destroys that region, being fistered is also destructive. If you have ever been fisted or seen someone fisted, you understand what I mean. He who has been Fistered has been utterly defeated, such as the 2011 New York Yankees.

The Yankees thought they would advance to the ALCS without Verlander on the bump for the Tigers, but they were Fistered by Dougie Fresh.

by Fister Fanatic October 7, 2011

fichter

the last remaining descendent's of the now extinct, tyrannosaurus rex dinosaur.

matt: dude you wanna go see dinosaurs at the museum?
peter: na man im going to the fichters later

by oiuja February 5, 2008

un-filtered fart

The act of farting without clothes on.

Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.

by ugfest January 18, 2007

Brown filtered cigarettes

Touching the filtered end of an unlit cigarette to one's asshole and returning it to the package. Keep an extra pack of these to give to moochers or people you don't like.

Boyce always chuckled to himself as his targets placed the brown filtered cigarettes in their mouths.

by Boyce Blanco August 11, 2017

thrice filtered

Adjective: A term used to describe semen that has been swallowed by the male from which it was ejaculated twice so as to filter it of the impurities.

Jill: How was last night with that random guy, George?
Amanda: It was great! He had a tattoo on his cock that said "thrice filtered" and he never explained what it meant, but his jizz tasted delicious!

by 320Tri December 11, 2010

Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

richtered

greatly shaken by some thing

Dude, I was totally richtered when I saw that move

by wobblepop June 27, 2008