Bob Fitzsimmons

aka as the fighting blacksmith (1863-1917)an english boxer, one of the greatest fighters of all times, he made boxing history as boxing's first three-division world champion, MIDDLEWEIGHT, LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT, HEAVYWEIGHT, he stopped fighting in his late 40's. a real bad ass fighter.

he passed away from pneumonia in 1917

bob fitzsimmons KO'd the fuck out of james corbett!!

by underbossx May 29, 2007

FIBSA

Fuck I’m being shot at

The robber’s bravado was shattered by the sense of FIBSA when the clerk fired first

by willybots February 26, 2020

fibs

Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.

Driver: Fucker!
Passenger: Hey that ass just cut you off!
Driver: No wonder.. (sees license plate)goddamn fibs!

by SaltyShotgun September 28, 2007

Fitzsimons

When a great idea gets rejected because the person proposing it is a fuckwit ( named in honour of the red bandana wearing knob from Mosman who heads the Australian republican movement)

The boys were keen to kick on but when Pillinger suggested another round it Fitzsimonsed it so they went home

by Listerine January 29, 2022

Funeral Fibs

Exaggerated compliments people make about a person who has just died. He may have been a horrible person in life, but you can bet that almost everyone will have great things to say about this person as he lies in his coffin.

"Yes, Joe was killed in the act of trying to rob a bank; yes, he was armed, and threatened to kill the teller; but just think what a good son he was to his mom! Remember how he went out on a snowy night to get her cold medicine? Joe will really be missed for the kind things he did."

"Yes, Joe always meant well. He just wanted the money to buy a birthday present for his grandma. What a caring young man he was".

Thoughts of the minister who is about to deliver the eulogy: "Boy, I've never heard such Funeral Fibs in my life!"

by SensualOne March 28, 2012

christina fitzsimmons

The most kind, caring, funny, smart, and beautiful girl in the world. She is a loyal friend who always keeps her promises and always strives to be successful. If you try to hurt her, she may break, but she will come back even stronger.

Brian: “Wow that girl is just amazing!”
Taylor: “Of course she is, she’s christina fitzsimmons!”

by happyfuntimes14 August 8, 2020

Jimmy fitzsimmons

Doing the "Jimmy fitzsimmons" is yelling my name is (insert friends name here) after you do something wrong so they get in trouble

Oh shit car wreck *runs away screaming*

my name is Jimmy fitzsimmons

by Joe pinard December 3, 2018