Fex

A person who is, or peceived to be fake.

I used to be a Fex but I gave that up because it's ultimately not very satisfying lying to people.

by Bex {For Paul, Man of few words} March 13, 2007

Fex

"Future Ex." Existing entirely of unpaid bills, legal paperwork, or the need to pick up the rest of your stuff.

"Wonder where my Fex is now. I want my pictures back. And she needs to sign this shit."

by indice August 11, 2009

fex

Turd. Fex (or faex) is the singular of the Latin word feces (or faeces). Although feces has entered English as a mass noun, fex retains the original meaning of a single, discrete piece of shit.

John said his girlfriend Sarah was a fox, but when I pointed out her lumpy shape, terrible odor, and weight of only 18 ounces, he admitted that she was, in fact, a fex. He cried and cried after we flushed her, and claims to this day that she was the only woman who ever truly understood him.

by Zachariah Zuckerman January 12, 2009

fexing

fake texting. when someone is instant messaging someone and a symbol comes up showing the other person is writing a message, but the user accidentally left a letter in the text box making it look like they are writing something important.

Julia was totally fexing me on AIM. I sat there for five minutes thinking she was writing a story.

by cory phiz December 29, 2007

fex

When two obese (fat) people engage in sexual activity.

Hey, my huge ass step-mother, just banged the fat ass neighbor.

Wow man, that is genuine fex.

Damn, with you're badoingy ass; lets have some fex.

by Hen-Pen Beard Man July 23, 2007

fex

a fex is a sexy beast; a man or woman who is sexy

OMG! Channing Tatum is such a fex!

by hannah212 December 15, 2008

fex

fun sex

man that fex threesome last night was great!

by aiden&anna August 1, 2018