falgunate

A medical term of art for an action resulting in a highly pleasurable outcome.

That made me falgunate all over myself.

by pdavison January 9, 2021

farganate

1. (verb) When running back Justin Fargas runs for hard earned yards, bashing opposing defenses to pieces.
2. (verb) To bash someone very violently using your body weight

1. "Did you see that San Diego game? Fargas really farganated all over their defense!"
2. "You better shut up or I'm gonna farganate you through that window!"

by Keircules October 7, 2009

(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).

1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)

by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021

unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

by nocharge May 15, 2023

the series of fortunate events

The series of fortunate events will occur when Lemony Snicket has a good day and decides to write about it.

Joe: Did you hear that Lemony Snicket is writing a new series?

Billy: Really? What is it called?

Joe: The Series of Fortunate Events. I guess he finally had a good day.

by JGator8 September 2, 2010

FortuNATE

When your name is Nate and you realize just how fortunate you really are.

Nate: Ya know what? I go to one of the best schools in the state, my mother loves me unconditionally, I have a rich bestfriend, I get new Jordans regularly, and the bitches be lovin' on me. I really am fortuNATE.

Brendon: Ya, I wish my name was Nate.

by JoelyRoth August 21, 2012

less-fortunate

A bullshit term that liberals and communists use to label people who make poor decisions in life and are quick to blame those who have succeeded or have wealth. Less-fortunate is the opposite of fortunate, which is defined as "lucky; enjoying good luck" and therefore someone who is less-fortunate just has bad luck. This definition loosely translated from on air definitions from former radio broadcaster Neal Boortz.

Mary has been divorced three times and has eight kids and is unable to support them with her minimum wage job. She is less-fortunate than Sally who studied in school, got a valuable degree, an above average salaried position in marketing, and is happily married.

by Lebowskee October 31, 2013