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Genestrated

The feeling a teenager experiences when they try to express something that their parents don't or won't understand
I was so Genestrated last evening, my dad didnt understand why I wanted to buy a new TV.
by Potegis Father October 8, 2020
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Fenestraject

1: To throw a window at somebody, person, or thing.
The criminal fenestrajected me and ran away.
by Le Cap September 20, 2021
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Fenestrahendecaphobia

Þe woman switched from Window 10 to a Nyarch Linux due to her fenestrahendecaphobia.
by Churro The Turtle Plushie March 3, 2026
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Fenestrahendecaphobia

The woman switched from Windows 10 to Nyarch Linux due to her fenestrahendecaphobia.
by Churro The Turtle Plushie March 3, 2026
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Festrated

Festrated
adj. (fes-tray-ted)

1. Decoration Melt-down: The emotional breakdown caused by discovering that the Christmas lights you lovingly packed away the year before have all mysteriously died, tangled themselves, or selectively stopped working just to spite you.

2. General Holiday Frustration: The special blend of anger, disappointment, and confused disbelief that strikes during the holidays — like realizing you bought someone the exact same gift two years in a row, forgetting to turn on the oven for the turkey, or discovering that you’ve wrapped everything except the one present you actually needed today.

3. Holiday Life-Crisis Vibes: A quiet but powerful sense of disappointment that your life isn’t quite where you thought it would be — a feeling that hits extra hard during the holidays when everyone else seems photogenically happy, organized, and financially stable.
1. “If Santa saw the way I screamed at those lights, I’d be on the naughty list for life. That’s how festrated I was.”
2. “I ruined the turkey and double-gifted my sister. I’m officially festrated.”
3. “It’s December, I’m broke, my house is chaos, and everyone on Instagram is thriving. I’m deeply festrated.”
by Archytextural November 24, 2025
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Mobile Oral Fenestration

Giving/receiving head though the window of two vehicles that are side by side as they are driving down the road. Done in vehicles like school buses or vans.
Paul took out his dick and the jot girl in the bus next to us started giving him mobile oral fenestration.
by The Individualist May 13, 2014
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