You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
Get the femmestache mug.A 3 piece punk-folk-rock-band from Milwaukee. Relatively well known to generation X-ers for their college anthems ("Add it Up" "Blister in the Sun" "Kiss Off" "Gimme the Car").
They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.
Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.
They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.
Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.
Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.
Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
They consist of Gordon Gano (Vocals, Guitar) Victor DeLorenzo (Drums, back up vocals) & Brian Ritchie (insane bass guitar, back up vocals - some lead).
One of the greatest bands of the last 20 years, and definitely the best live act still touring today.
Unfortunately, a lot of their catalogue has been overshadowed by their #1 hit "blister in the sun" - one of their lesser tracks, but one that had an infectious refrain which caught the attention of the mass consciousness.
They've had a few revivals (or just off mainstream revivals) over the years. "American Music" was a big hit from "Why do birds sing", "Blister in the Sun" is a movie soundtrack favourite and Ethan Hawke covered "Add it Up" in Reality Bytes.
Tragically, a mini-thesis could be written on how the usage of the song "Add it Up" (and the censoring of it) within Reality Bytes represented exactly what was lacking in the movie.
Still, there are few bands with more quotable songs - and fewer bands with more rabid fans.
Trivia: Even if you haven't heard of the femmes, chances are you've heard Gordon play - as the guitarist for the Law & Order theme.
1
"Add it up"
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....
2
"Hallowed Ground"
Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.
3
"American Music"
did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
"Add it up"
Why can't I get just one fuck?
Why can't I get just one fuck?
guess it's got somethin' to do with luck
but I've waited my whole life for just one....
2
"Hallowed Ground"
Everyone's trying to decide
where to go when there's no place to hide
I follow the bombs as they're coming down
this must have been, hallowed ground.
3
"American Music"
did you do too many drugs?
I did too many drugs
did you do too many drugs, too?
baby...
by dtrax May 20, 2005
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possibly one of the raddest bands in past 20 years, definately my favorite band since ac/dc, i know theyre like completely different but they both my favs. most ppl no thm for the song blister in the sun but they have far better songs, tho that song is good too.
by ridin' my green bike September 26, 2005
Get the violent femmes mug.an 80s rock band that played a very sex pistols style but paved the way for new generation punk rock
by matt November 24, 2003
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*performance only possible by natural-born or self-identifying females*
1. Informing a person of the opposing gender that an idea, belief, or statement is incorrect by virtue of the person
being male.
2. Informing a person of the opposing gender that an idea, belief, or statement is incorrect AND offering no correction.
3. Informing a person of the opposing gender that "he" is "mansplaining"
*performance only possible by natural-born or self-identifying females*
1. Informing a person of the opposing gender that an idea, belief, or statement is incorrect by virtue of the person
being male.
2. Informing a person of the opposing gender that an idea, belief, or statement is incorrect AND offering no correction.
3. Informing a person of the opposing gender that "he" is "mansplaining"
After listening to various women Femmesplain, why superficiality displayed by women, is somehow different and less harmful than that displayed by men, the men in attendance realized that marriage counseling was a one-sided waste of time.
by Sugarman Shadetree August 31, 2017
Get the Femmesplain mug.A nonbinary person only attracted to women. Note this cannot be used for any other gender other than someone who identifies with they/them pronouns.
Is she lesbian?
No, they are femmesexual.
No, they are femmesexual.
by nonbinarytruscum January 11, 2020
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(fem-eh-sen-su-pay-de)
ORIGIN; LATIN
sensu*pedes -> sensupede -> femmesensupede
Femmesensupede is a femdom-oriented act of sexual interaction involving the intentional repression and tense stimulation of 4 of the 5 human senses- touch, taste, smell, and sight- that calls for the primary involvement of feet. In the vanilla form of femmesensupede, a dominant female positions herself atop of a more submissive male bottom, where she will then proceed to remove her footwear. The dominant female then places her feet against the face of the male, one foot covering the male's eyes, and the other foot inside of the male's mouth- which not only stimulates the sense of taste but also prevents the male from talking. In the second and final part of femmesensupede, the female encapsulate's the male's nose inside of an article of footwear (excluding flip flops and high heels), which forces the male to breath in this air, as their mouth is blocked with the female's foot. During all of this, the female also has the option to add additional stimulation to the male's penis. Femmesensupede is exclusive to the foot fetish and, partially, the BDSM community.
(fem-eh-sen-su-pay-de)
ORIGIN; LATIN
sensu*pedes -> sensupede -> femmesensupede
Femmesensupede is a femdom-oriented act of sexual interaction involving the intentional repression and tense stimulation of 4 of the 5 human senses- touch, taste, smell, and sight- that calls for the primary involvement of feet. In the vanilla form of femmesensupede, a dominant female positions herself atop of a more submissive male bottom, where she will then proceed to remove her footwear. The dominant female then places her feet against the face of the male, one foot covering the male's eyes, and the other foot inside of the male's mouth- which not only stimulates the sense of taste but also prevents the male from talking. In the second and final part of femmesensupede, the female encapsulate's the male's nose inside of an article of footwear (excluding flip flops and high heels), which forces the male to breath in this air, as their mouth is blocked with the female's foot. During all of this, the female also has the option to add additional stimulation to the male's penis. Femmesensupede is exclusive to the foot fetish and, partially, the BDSM community.
Dan: Hey man, Kali and I were blackout drunk last night. What about you?
Ezikel: I was doing femmesensupede with Lindsey.
Dan: No way- you're into that? Tell me about it!
Ezikel: SO. FUCKING. HOT.
Ezikel: I was doing femmesensupede with Lindsey.
Dan: No way- you're into that? Tell me about it!
Ezikel: SO. FUCKING. HOT.
by Yo Mama’s Asshole May 7, 2021
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