felted

1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.

2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.

I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.

Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.

by fred vegas March 7, 2009

Fempedo

A female pedophile who is always looking for people on the internet to seduce. A internet ho.

While on the internet, Mark met Sally, a fempedo.

by tineyhoppers January 5, 2010

Feledy

Feledy is an awesome last name that belongs to intelligent, beautiful and amazing people.

Is that a Feledy over there? Yes, she is amazing, intelligent and beautiful, she must be a Feledy.

by Hippopotter March 29, 2010

Felted

To get owned.

David tweeted, "It's so over. Literally felted."

by nodrama.jpg May 7, 2022

Felted

Get beaten down badly by someone much bigger/superior to you

“That big lug by the gas station felted that scrawny man to the ground and stole his wallet.”

by Root14 June 10, 2022

Felted

Point at which an individual finds themselves facing total L, forfeiting all their chips and remaining with nothing but Felt on the table.

Ethan was unable to provide child support due to his pill habit, things had been going badly for a while but when he was pressed with an additional lawsuit he was completely felted.

by DontScare July 28, 2022

Felted

The term was coined by PigRoach (AKA DarkSyde Phil, AKA The "King" of Begging ... I mean Hate, AKA Dave the Tips Diver) during his stream attempting to roast RTUStreams for the same things he does on a nightly basis including begging for money, running a scam patreon and having his fans pay for all the equipment to keep his $5000 monthly Scopely expense businesses running.

"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP

by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024