Ned fulmer

A man who says that he loves his wife but has a consensual workplace relationship with an employee

I love my wife! im ned fulmer!

by Iuseallpronouns October 11, 2022

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

Femergy

A combination of "feminine" and "energy."

Femergy is the vibe in a room where there are mainly females present or a largely estrogen-centric feel.

One Female to Another: We need another sleep over party. There has been a serious lack of femergy in my life.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, my girlfriend's staring in "The Vagina Monologues." Anyway I can get you to suffer through it with me?
Guy 2: No way, dude! Way too much femergy in one room for me to handle!

by SEC89 March 28, 2010

Filmerical Genius

Someone who is a genius at making films and other film related productions.

Person A: Do you know who made Band of Brothers?
Person B: Yea, it was Tom Hanks.
Person A: Oh yea! He is a Filmerical Genius

by El Diablo Rooster June 21, 2010

Felmen

A descendent of a faggoty two-bit felt machine, imported from small Greek islands. Default composition of the human Felmen includes:
two flimsy arms,
two pudgy blown up legs,
a 2-inch tallywhacker,
cunty, black, mullet frodo hair,
and one donkey brain.

Hey Rigel, did you see that greasy felt machine walking down the street last night?! Wow, he must be from the Greek Islands! FELMEN LOVES DONKEY NUTS

by Donkeywaste November 2, 2011

felpersham

After performing anal sex, when the anal sphincter is at its most dilated, of also inserting the testicles in to the receivers anus.

After a drunken night Shula asked him go take her to Felpersham.

by Gr8Gonads March 31, 2016

femmer

Fragile, weak, slender, easily broken.

"The venetian blinds were very femmer. Clare had to be careful when she put them up."

by daddylonglegz January 6, 2009