Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus is a disease. I'm not even going to go into it much, just know that it's TERRIBLE. No, I am not shitting you or pulling your ball sack on this one. I'm talking TERRIBLE TERRIBLE. Terrible to be born with and even worse to live with.

I'm also not going to tell you not to Google search it, that's your own dumbass decision to make, but let me tell you now, those images are very, very scary. Want a description? Babies born with Harlequin Fetus look like aliens or mutated babies with burnt, cracked skin and red globular eyes. SOLID red eyes. I would like to say that plenty people have survived it, but many haven't. THIS IS NOT A DAMN JOKE. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS PAINFUL, IT IS LIFE THREATENING, AND ANYONE WHO STILL BELIEVES IT'S KINDA FUNNY CAN GO LOOK UP THOSE IMAGES NOW.

A 14 year old girl, Hunter Steinitz, was born with Harlequin Ichthyosis. Everything about her is perfectly normal, except for her skin, which is bright red and very, very thick. She's lucky she was born alive.

Using Harlequin Fetus as a shock image to laugh at is cruel and disgusting, the work of idiots. Whoever actually did laugh at it can go shove a stick up their butt.

by The Pizza Delivery Girl January 28, 2013

Yeetus thy Fetus

To throw an unborn child. Or an alive Fetus.

*when baby cries in arms* “ Yeetus thy Fetus demon child”

by Gi Gi Habnini June 26, 2018

Dying Fetus

The epitome of Death Metal.

Dying Fetus will kill your mother and rape your dog.

by pshars March 9, 2005

Fetus

younger version of yourself.

you when you were little.

"man look at this picture of fetus me"

"dude, you were so cute!"

by koolkat9999 April 19, 2015

fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0

fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0 Is a TikToker who is the boyfriend of Thorfinn. He is known for being very cute and never missing.

P1: You know that nigga named fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0? He’s cute af and he never misses!

P2: Yeah I agree fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0 is very hot 🗣

by Eeeeeewawkd February 15, 2021

Uncooked Fetus

Preferably the youngest member of a friend group, or one who acts the youngest. Used as a joking insult between friends and can be used as an insult to someone immature or inexperienced

Out of our friend group Jenni is the Uncooked Fetus.

by Kwon Ji-Hyok June 17, 2018

Yeetus Skeetus Chuck That Fetus

You grab your or someone elses fetus and you yeet that shit (by yeet i mean chuck that mf)

dude 1 : YEETUS SKEETUS CHUCK THAT FETUS
dude 2 : shut the fuck up

by YeEtGoD69420fag October 29, 2018