Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

Febrezey

The state of being totally awesome and filled with undeniable swag

August: Yo bro you know who isn't febrezey?
Ryan: Paco?
August: Exactly, because he isn't a lax bro.

by marshmello57 December 17, 2011

febreeze

1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.

2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry

1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."

2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit

by Johnny Roast Beef April 19, 2010

Febreezio Shower

A combination between a febreeze shower and an italian shower, where you don't have time to take a shower so you spray yourself with febreeze, put on deoderant and cover yourself in cologne.

dude hurry up we gotta go

hold on i gotta take a quick febreezio shower

by Pmaxell92 December 9, 2009

Febreeze Bomb

The act of closing oneself into a room at a friend's house or apartment with a full bottle of Frbreeze and expending the entire contents of the bottle in the room.

I closed myself In Jesse's bathroom and Febreeze bombed the shit out of that bitch.

Now I have to take a shower .

by Jukmstif September 6, 2016

Polish Febreeze

A smelly fart released in a confined space, which is then immediately occupied by a person.

I was taking off my pants in the bathroom stall and I totally polish febreezed myself.

The couple who was in the photo booth before us totally polish febreezed us.

by The Roshh January 19, 2020

febreezio

to stimulate the male genitailia though passing gas

dude i had to give my dad febreezio or he would of beaten me

by superjesbus May 10, 2008