febreeze

used instead of fo real

Guy 1:I found out today that my wife is pregnant!

Guy 2:Are you febreeze?

by .:b-e-n:. August 3, 2007

Febreeze Grenade

The act of pulling a zip-tie tight around the trigger of an aerosol febreeze can, and then tossing it into the room of the victim.

I was at school when I noticed a class taking an important semester final, so I took the opportunity to toss in a deadly Febreeze Grenade.

by hockey123456789 October 8, 2011

Febreeze Bomb

The act of closing oneself into a room at a friend's house or apartment with a full bottle of Frbreeze and expending the entire contents of the bottle in the room.

I closed myself In Jesse's bathroom and Febreeze bombed the shit out of that bitch.

Now I have to take a shower .

by Jukmstif September 6, 2016

febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart

Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can

by Colton R April 22, 2018

Febreeze Fairy

When your spraying febreeze in a sweeping motion over a room after smoking a joint.its like your spreading stardust,of smell.

joe had to be the febreeze fairy on the way out of my room cause he was the last one out after smoking a joint.
totally like that

by him sim domsa dophalus August 5, 2010

Febreeze la la la la la

Quand tu dis ça, c’est pour encourager qqun un cri d’équipe dans le fond
Une personne dit Febreeze et tout les autres vont dire lalalalala comme dans la pub

Allez tout le monde, Febreeze la la la la la

by MON-3 October 17, 2025

douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013