Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

Fontained

Getting physically destroyed, or getting seriously injured by a person or in an accident.

Holy fuck did you see him get hit by that car? He just got fontained

A sentenced used in the movie the babysitter

by Mrfarty January 2, 2020

Fantine

Super cool girl. She probably is very invested in everything she does. She’s funny (sometimes). But if you don’t know her, you can have the impression that she’s being cold and distant. Just be patient mate

When a girl is being cute « This girl is such a Fantine ! »

I like to talk to that girl but she’s a Fantine man (When she’s being cold)

by budwhatbud February 1, 2020

FontainePhobia

Fear of people named Joel or having the last name of Fontaine.

Person 1: HEY is your name joel
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Oh ok just making sure because I have FontainePhobia

by Grant_310 March 22, 2022

Payton Fountaine

When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh

Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since

by APE_RAPE69 February 25, 2021

to Fontaine

v. to act so homosexual that it\'s &%$#ing ridiculous, but remaining completely and totally heterosexual.

1. While your friend randomly humps a sexy german boy you say,\"WTF!! That kid has been doing way to much Fontaineing lately.\"

2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\'s nipples.

by Caleman and the Fontainer April 26, 2005

fawntana

Get wreaked!!

Fawntana!

by Fawntana April 7, 2017