n. 1)A
cat who doesn't get fed very much, and overeats when they do get fed.
n. 2)A
cat who you THINK is big boned, but really is fat.
n. 3)Change fat to phat- A cool
cat. Possibly fat. It depends.
1) Sorry Mr. Pussy Wussy, I'm out of food. Maybe I'll feed you next month.
2) Guy One: Aweh, look, I think your
cat's big boned. How cute!
Guy Two: Shut up, he's FAT! He's a FAT
CAT! He's going in the county fair!
3)a) Guy One: Your
cat just knocked over your Christmas tree HAHAHAHA! What a loser.
Guy Two: Naa man, he's phat.
b) Guy One: Your
cat is phat, man.
Guy Two: Excuse me?!
Guy One: P-H-A-T
Guy Two: STOP CONFUSING ME WITH SPELLING!