fartled

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

by KRF99 March 18, 2008

fartle

to startle unwary persons with a fart

my dog was asleep nearby, I did a loud fart, he woke up, sniffed the air and ran away fartled

by uknowidid March 12, 2010

fartling

A derogatory term for a small child.

At the welfare office, I saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

by Mr.Savage June 23, 2005

fartle

verb; to startle oneself with flatulence, to wake up due to one's own undexpected fart, fart + startle = fartle

While napping, my dog, Fido, fartled himself and wondered where that sound and smell had come from.

by dannyboykc November 18, 2010

fartle

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

by Silentbob October 14, 2003

fartle

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

by J Blo August 19, 2010

Fartle

To fart so loudly and unexpectedly that you startle someone

After eating a big burrito for dinner, I fartled myself awake at 2 a.m.

by Dusty Lowquarters March 13, 2010