(Pronounced: FAR-tin row-ziss)
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
1) When you let out a stream of small farts that don’t smell even a little bit but can be either silent, partially silent, or sound like a playing card flickering against the spokes of a bicycle.
2) When you are winning at something trivial, like beating a guy off the line at a green light only to stop 100 feet later at the next red light.
One: “I think I can take this guy, my car’s got more horsepower.”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
Two: “ironically, I have gas, so we’re both fartin roses.”
One: “you sick fuck!”
by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018
Get the Fartin rosesmug. to rain on someone's parade, to diss their set. Reference to cakefarts.com. To disrespect someone so much that you walk into their birthday party, and proceed to deficate on their cake.
by rizzy viz December 21, 2009
Get the Fartin' on my cakemug. E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.
A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010
Get the fartin n sniffinmug. Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating.
This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
"Hey Justin, quit fartin' around the turd, these are open-air cubicles and it's starting to smell like raw sewage in here."
"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
"Hey Joe, quit fartin around the turd and do your taxes already."
by Schiftie August 24, 2009
Get the fartin' around the turdmug. by G-dubba-U September 19, 2006
Get the fartin in da spoonmug. by Shitmagnet August 7, 2011
Get the fartin' through silkmug. Taking your sweet ass time!
by AirJodi June 30, 2017
Get the pussy fartin aroundmug.