fart and dart

The act of farting and then running away as fast as you can before you can be identified as the farter.

Very common and useful in public areas, formal meetings, and social gatherings.

Alan: Why did Bob just run to the other side of the room? And why does it smell?
Steve: Bob just pulled a fart and dart.

by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

Fart and Dart

Similar to crop dusting but not as subtle due to the running action.

See "drive by"

That jackass just gave us a fart and dart.

by whatisbox September 22, 2016

Fart And Dart

When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.

I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method

by Brainiac150 February 8, 2017

fart 'n dart

When your buddy is taking to a girl, walk up and start some small talk for a short amount of time, fart (silently), then take off so they think its him.

See Jeff trying to impress those hot girls over there, I think it's time for a fart 'n dart.

by K Siddy September 7, 2005

Fart ‘n Dart

A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.

That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020

fart n dart

Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.

While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.

by Norty007 December 31, 2009

Dart Fart

Rare yet extremely potent in smell and amplitude, the dart fart is sharp, quick and painful for everyone.

"She must be the queen of the Dart Fart! This bitch dart-farted eight consecutive times!!!"

by Consummate Professional January 2, 2009