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false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.
I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.
by gbv052 February 28, 2011
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starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell
(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
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starchy fart

A 'starchy fart' is defined as the smell of the gaseous state that comes out of your anal region after you have ingested foods of the starch variety.
I had such a starchy fart after eating that many fries!
by Oreodelight November 1, 2017
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