Farp

Verb: The combined actions of flatulence and belching occurring at the same time.

After eating a large bowl of chili and drinking 3 beers, I farped.

by Aviel Agapeh Scudero February 24, 2009

Farp

When you fart at a family party!

There was an awkward silence at the family party at the weekend so (insert name) shocked the mo fos by farping!

by User_87 December 17, 2014

farp

a farp is when someone burps and farts at the same time, can often happen accidentally or purposefully

farpers should be held in great regard for the skill required to co-ordinate different bodily noises

"After drinking a soda and having mexican food for dinner Jon was rather gaseous and farped many times."

by mitchelodian January 18, 2008

farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

farp

to fart and fap at the same time.

Person A: Duuude, I was totally fapping to some porn, but i totally farped in the middle of it.

Person B: Awkward.

by derpherpcherp89 July 7, 2011

farp

The article of clothing worn by fat women in lieu of a sweater. It's too big to be a shawl...it can be most accurately described as a fabric tarp.

Is that a king size comforter? No, that's Big Bertha's farp.

by thekracken August 21, 2011

farp

A synonym to the more common term "sharting," the sum of shitting and farting.
fart + poop = farp
can be used as a noun or a verb

"Shit man, I think I just farped my dress."

"Dude, I just farped so hard that my butt fell out!"

by girlsdontp00p October 14, 2012