Farmvillionaire

Someone who has over a million coins in FarmVille.

Thomas has no life other than getting high, listening to Deep Purple records and playing FarmVille and SNES, he's actually a Farmvillionaire now.

by italion stallion September 1, 2009

Farmville

Game on Facebook where you do the following:

You buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell, you buy, you sow, you reap, you sell etc.

Farmville is a never ending cycle

by Facebomb September 22, 2009

FarmVille

A Facebook application game featuring an agricultural utopia with no seasonal changes (either spontaneous or seasonal), a market with an unchanging supply and demand and no competition, restless and immortal workforce and livestock, and an overabundance of happiness.

Damn. I need to save up for a mansion in FarmVille. No problem, I'll just grow bananas and potatoes right next to each, collect an endless supply of produce from my happy, unabused animals, sell all my goods to a market that will obviously buy them at the same price every time, and then build my mansion within 5 seconds. Yay!

by Metalpots April 4, 2010

farmville

The absolute worst, most unappealing, downright stupid, idiotic, mind numbing, horrendous, dick-limping, vagina-drying, waste of time humanly possible. This sad excuse for an online game represents how far mankind has fallen, and shows just how severe peoples dumbness can be. How someone can find such a chore like FARMING so entertaining is laughable. So many lives are wasted everyday when people go and play this shit stained program on their facebook profiles. Some even have the audacity to speak of this wretched atrocity, gloating about how useless they are and how great their farm looks. This ends up disturbing the lives of the majority of the population who actually matter (the people who dont play farmville). Farmville is the kind of bad habit that can destroy life-long friendships or end a marriage, the hate inducing game is so downright awful, people go so far as to plot the murder of those who play it, which is understandable. When it comes to the future of the human race, all the addicts who believe there are part of something popular when playing farmshit, will hopefully be killed off by natural selection. While the rest of the people in the world, who deserve to live, are out living their lives continue to procreate, all of the inept addicts who are busy locked up by their computers playing farmfuck will slowly make the world a better place, right before they get to harvest that last goddamn crop, by dying.

Example 1

Guy(winner): Hey, just got off the phone with 100 hot horny girls, they want us to come over to their place! Lets go!!!

Nadsack(loser): Can't, I'm playing Farmville, waiting to harvest my crops.

Example 2
Guy(winner): Hey man, I'm soo sorry your family died in that plane crash.

Nadsack(loser): I DONT CAAAAAAAARRRRREEEE!!!! I GOTTA CHECK MY CROPS!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt November 3, 2009

farmville anxiety

when you are at school or work and and cant concentrate because you forgot to tend to your crops, trees, or animals on farmville.

april: tyler why are you sweating so much...?

tyler: i have farmville anxiety! i have to text my mom and tell her to get on my facebook.

april: why...?

tyler: i forgot to harvest my farmville cotton! she has to harvest it for me!

by jenkinsld098 December 3, 2009

farmville hacker

someone who logs into a friends account to send gifts to themselves on farmville

'that apple trees great'

'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'

by MG.... October 29, 2009

Farmville

A facebook game that people who aren't good at real games play.

guy 1: OMG I JUST HIT LVL 14 IN FARMVILLE

guy 2: cool bro... I'm going to go play a game that requires skill.

by herbalize October 27, 2009