Farmhouse Bob, a Farmhouse Bob The act of Covering the penis in animal shit then performing intercourse with the partner while the penis is covered in animal shit
by Heavy C, and LB October 17, 2006
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Girl 1: "So, are you really going to Barn Party with Joe?"
Girl 2: "No, I think I'll wait til 4 am and then Farmhouse him."
Girl 2: "No, I think I'll wait til 4 am and then Farmhouse him."
by MM Clones February 26, 2008
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The act of receiving a blow job from a woman while your butt is filled with peanut butter and a small dog is licking it out of your butt hole.
"Spencer guess what?"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
"what"
"Brad did the Bulgarian Farmhouse last night with Maggie!"
"Bro, that's Sick nasty"
by TorreyZac October 16, 2011
Get the Bulgarian Farmhouse mug.Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'
Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit
by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009
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To stop abruptly. To suddenly cease. Always followed by great disappointment and is generally disdained by all. Can be soul crushing, vibe killing, and in severe cases day/night/life ruining.
To stop abruptly. To suddenly cease. Always followed by great disappointment and is generally disdained by all. Can be soul crushing, vibe killing, and in severe cases day/night/life ruining.
Dude! I shouldn't have gone to the bar....got totally farmhoused.
Careful! that hottie might have an Adam's apple! don't wanna get farmhoused.....
Careful! that hottie might have an Adam's apple! don't wanna get farmhoused.....
by Lexinomicon September 14, 2021
Get the Farmhouse mug.When you are getting throat and ass-fucked by two guys simultaneously in a farmhouse, and when you all nut at the same time, the three of you scream "We are farmers. Bum bum-bum-bum bumbumbum!"
"I heard three guys screaming the "We are farmers" tune inside. I think they are performing the Dirty Farmhouse.
by DJ Giant Bird September 14, 2021
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