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Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!
by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018
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FB Fapping

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013
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mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.
I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.
by robisawesome August 31, 2011
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Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.
Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.
by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011
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Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010
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Fapping in the dog water

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu
by HuboiPerez March 14, 2021
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Forfeit Fapping February

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
by VampyWeeksFan February 1, 2019
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