Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

by a random guy who likes writing June 11, 2016

post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

by GoldEvil911 July 26, 2014

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 31, 2011

time to fap

1. Designated period of time in which a male masturbates freely.
2. A term used when somebody sees a sexy picture.

Guy1: Look at this sexy pic dude!

Guy2: Time to fap...

by DjDayTroll April 27, 2014

Dizzy Fap

A man with several media devices to watch porn on sets a rotating office chair in the center. He turns on all screens to a different porn video, usually his favorite ones at the time. He starts to rotate his body with his feet and uses his free hand(s) to masturbate. Spinning like a top while jacking off creates sexual inertia, and the feeling of an erotic adrenaline rush. This kenotic event triggers many sensations In the bodies neurotransmitters such as arousal and nausea. Many who participate in this activity have one goal to achieve orgasm before throwing up. This race against time is known to its contestants as the dizzy fap challenge.

mike? Ya Mom? Why is there vomit and sperm all over the office? dizzy fap.

by Carter R July 3, 2018

Fire fap

Masturbating after consuming large amounts of redbull, resulting in a fap so strong, you might even catch fire.

Person 1: dude, what happened to that hand? Damn
Person 2: fire fapping, bruh

by Jesuswasgay February 16, 2017

Fibonacci Fap February

A whole month of nutting to the fibonacci sequence for example Feb 1 - 1 nut Feb 2 - 1 nut Feb 3 - 2 nuts Feb 4 - 3 nuts ultimately leading up to the last day of February where you must bust over 300k nuts in a day

Guy 1: "hey bro you doing no nut November"
Guy 2:"nah I'm training for destroy dick December and fibonacci fap February"

by Iraqistan November 3, 2018