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Approximately 76 percent of the 2000 withdrawals were from surface water, and the remainder was from groundwater. Likewise, MGM Resorts International NYSE: MGM - May 3 4:01pm ET 14.66+0.11‎ (0.76%‎). I don't know what that means, but that's a FAMprettyOUS way of seeing things.
by FAMprettyOUS May 5, 2013
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famper

A camper where people go to fap.
Do you need to take a break at the famper?
by Neno August 9, 2017
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Fampire

someone who leeches off other people's families. be it murdering their victim's family, or simply snatching them from their beds, a fampire simply wants a family of their own, and will do anything for it.
Kleinchen just killed my brother and sister. and mother. and great aunt susie. all because he wanted me to be his family. He's such a fampire.
by KonnorMitEinK May 1, 2011
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Famphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.

a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.
When someone asks “why would you want to have kids”. You can tell them “you sound FAMPHOBIC”
by dumpling765 July 2, 2022
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fampa

A nickname that you call someone that you love a lot
‘DAYMM look at my FAMPA’
by ‘ursimp’ October 30, 2020
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happy famper

A male who, if home alone, will stay in the bathroom and masturbate for an extended duration of time.
"Dude your parents were gone yesterday! did you get shit faced?" "No Celeb Jihad uploaded new videos and I pulled a happy famper."
by Helmbros June 3, 2014
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famping

1 - the act of making out vigorously with ample movement of the lips, often described as "eating face", but sans the use of tongue whatsoever. Can possibly include the tight squeezing of eyes, odd "dry noises" and an awkward, uncomfortable position on your boyfriend's couch.

2 - derogatory name for a person who engages frequently in the act of famping.

3 - word used to describe someone who exhibits exceedingly ignorant, pathetic, idiotic, or awkward tendencies.

CAUTION: Never famp, ever. Side effects may include dry mouth, severly chapped lips, a teary and painful break up, and/or social rejection/alienation by all of one's peers.
"Ew, what were Shirley and Blake doing in the movies last night?"
"Oh, ignore them, they were just famping."

"Yo, Shirley looks hot, I'd tap that."
"Gross man, everyone knows shes a famp."

"Shirley was being such a stuck-up bitch at Dave's party on Saturday."
"Yeah, only a famp would refuse to have a drink along with the rest of us."
by Papa Bell Hemps December 24, 2009
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