Fairy squad mother

The oldest member of a squad who showers younger squad members with advice, affection, and food.

Whenever I need advice, I call upon Judy, the fairy squad mother, to help me with my problem.

by sammieesmiless January 6, 2016

dust fairy stella

the queen of wipeout 3. she invented the tactic of jumping on red balls. stella is also the fastest swimmer.

“i kin dust fairy stella” - jordan

by the velma stans June 26, 2021

The Fairy Sesh Mother

n, A noun used to describe the one & only Fairy Sesh Mother of Lochside. She's the one who scores the BEST drugs & shares them with friends all in the name of a good time. Always full of knowledge about her craft The Fairy Sesh Mother is one of a kind!

Damion "Shaun do you want to visit The Fairy Sesh Mother?

Shaun "Aye lets go, I've got a joint for sharing!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother September 9, 2021

Fairy Spotter

A repressed homosexual that informs you if someone is gay.

What a fairy spotter she was. Watching that movie last night, she kept telling which actors were not real men.

by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

fairy squad mother

every group/squad has one, the 'mother' of the group.

sup bitches the fairy squad mother has arrived

by iceteamango March 15, 2017

Fairy Squad Mother

The oldest/most mature person in a group of friends

Tis I, your fairy squad mother, the oldest and boldest.

by Ih8skin November 28, 2017

Fairy Shit

Usually used as a term to define the mindset of someone (usually a simpleton) who insists that everyone should live in a magical fairy tale world where everyone shares tofu and sugar free snacks and reads fairy tales to each other. The term is also used to define someone who believes that the big bad wolf will get them if they don't ban all non G rated movies.

Good God, if I ever have to listen to her fairy shit banter about why we should ban dodge ball, I'm going to hang myself by my spinal cord.

by Lena-Scarlette Katrina March 14, 2009