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Fairfield Methodist Secondary School

✅ LGBT Friendly (everyone’s hearts are gay and bright 🏳️ 🌈❤️)

✅ Loves Jesus very much (worship him everyday! 😍🙏🏻)

❌ Budget neighbourhood school

❌ XMMs & YPs

❌Many pick me girls and cringe boys

❌Toilets with piss all over the floor

❌PE equipments at least 10 years old
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Fairfield County

The underage drinking and weed capitol of the country. Where Dispatch and Dave Matthews are the anthems, and pink polos, lobsters and Lilly are the uniform. Every kid attempts to be ghetto at one point or another but Norwalk is the last place you will ever find them. FCers as freshman can drink college seniors under the table.
Chip and Bunny live in Fairfield County.
by Greenwich Pride April 6, 2005
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fairfield woods middle school

a place where the teachers give a shit load of homework, most of the girls are flat but have amazing asses, ands hair styles range from Justin Beiber to Pauly D. many of the students are tools and have extreme cases of dumb blonde syndrome, but others just dont try and fail every test thrown at them. Truely not a bad place to be if you like girls with fine asses and dont mind (or dont do) homework.
guy one: i sure do love a good ass once in a while

guy two: come down to fairfield woods middle school! just dont do the homework

guy one: sweet ill be there!
by that guy by the door February 18, 2011
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Fairfield connecticut

Extreme range of people you can meet. Highest underage drinking capital of country. Dave matthews band and John Meyer on repeat. You can find extreme preppy pricks and great weed! Never doubt the mad heads of drunk miners at Penfield beach.
Who’s throwing the fat dartie today? Ah just a white girl who wears Ugg’s with jean shorts.

Fairfield connecticut
by happyroxy November 11, 2021
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fairfax high school

n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.
sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me

sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH

--good times--
by spermantha February 25, 2005
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Fairfield Warde High School

A great school in fairfield. a bit too many drugees. a lot of rich kids.
I go to Fairfield Warde High School where I maintain a 4.9 GPA and smoke pot and have 3 million dollars.
by Warde February 24, 2009
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Fairfax County

A pretty good place to grow up. Borders Loudoun County to the west, Arlington, Alexandria and DC to the east, and Prince William to the South. The Potomac runs alongside it at points.

Very well educated, and not too much crime (especially compared to DC, with Southeast DC in particular). Racially diverse as well, and also quite liberal, though that has its positive and negative side. The Washington Metro, a subway system with stops in multiple parts of VA, DC and Maryland, is a wonderful asset (though those coming from New York shouldn't expect all too much). Temperatures can get into the 90s during the summer and dip below 20 in the winter, but the summers and winters are manageable.

Unfortunately, with the high income of this area comes pretty expensive costs of living. Some teachers in Fairfax County Public Schools (a very good, but not perfect school system) have to commute from outside the county's borders. And yes, traffic can be awful. The Metro should be used as much as possible.

Are there huge differences between Fairfax County and Montgomery County (Maryland), Arlington or Alexandria? No, not really. They're all places some people would dream to raise their kids. Anyone who's ready to trash another part of the DC suburbs should remember how fortunate those people are to be near a wonderful city and in a relatively safe environment.
"So where did you go to high school?"
"Oh, in Fairfax County."
"Not bad! Be thankful for all the resources you have there. I grew up in a place with a bad school system, lots of crime and not many opportunities."
by Einaltereinwohner April 29, 2010
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