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Failbait

When an online paedophile is caught and prosecuted in the process of attempting to lure or groom young females.
Prison officer : Oi, nonse. What u doing back on this wing?

Paedophile : Oh it turned out that girl i was grooming over the internet was really just a impersonator from the police service. She was total
failbait
by hcnerfekaj May 26, 2009
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failbait

A cute girl who appears to be under 18 and whom would be classified as jail bait but in actuality is older than 18.
Bob: Dude that cute chick is TOTAL Jailbait. Jack: umm she's actually 20. Bob: Man that's Failbait!
by Imakittymewmew November 15, 2010
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fail bait

1.) A person...(most likely a female) who is bound to get u into a fucked up situation

2.) A girl (under 21) who gets drunk and can't handle her alcohol
ie
Rudy:"So i heard u were chillen w/ SmAshely las night."

Foote:"yeh she fucken projectile vomited all over me cuz!"

Rudy:"Dude that chicks total fucken Fail Bait....what'd u think was gonna happen?"
by EastCoast Kody May 8, 2009
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frailbait

This term refers to fuckable elderly persons, esp. women.

The word is formed from a contraction of 'frail' and 'bait':

FRAIL adj. Having delicate health; not robust; weak.
BAIT n. An enticement; temptation.

See also jailbait.
Man1 and Man2 are walking down the street. Hot granny crosses the road.

Man1: "Phewee, check out that frailbait!"
Man2: "Yeah! Imagine that bent over its Zimmer!"
by GoldenSpatula September 16, 2010
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failbail

The required definition must sufficiently explain any individual's wishes not to accept any responsibility for their own actions. Usually in the context of having a supreme advantage yet still failing.
Dad: "I'm sorry to hear that about your most recent experience, son."
"Dad! You don't need to title your quotations!"
Dad: "Never the further context with you is it? Dummy."
"Sorry Dad but that was a your failbail".
Dad:"Mmhm."
by TheManFromAtlantis May 25, 2018
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failbate

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.
I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.
by Mutard January 25, 2022
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