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Facon Bits

Small pieces of unknown origin passing themselves off as bacon bits. Commonly found today at many salad bars as well as grocery sheleves. Easily identified by consistency of small pieces of gravel.
I think I'll have some facon bits on my salad!
by Tuchdown November 6, 2002
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de toute facon

french version of "anywho" "anyways" "anyhow" "anywhom" ect.
that one guy: so did you here that betty got a boob job?

the other person: wtf mate?! DE TOUTE FACON!
by durka akrad May 14, 2006
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kevin facon

Adj. noun, (slang) a rent a cop, mall security or the guy who thinks he is! this is not the real police aka (kevin <B>acon)
omg its kevin facon harrasing those skateboarders
by tweek the linecook February 20, 2010
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I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
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Blue Falcon

Military/Police Term: Refers to someone who commonly fucks over their buddys (buddy fucker).
This includes, but by no means is limited to the following:

Leaving work early when they volunteered to do something, thereby forcing their coworkers to do it.

Makes a comment of anothers inappropriate action in front of one's supervisor which may result in discipline from said supervisor.

Stating they will meet their buddys for drinks, but is observed immediately taking a route away from the drinking destination never to be seen the remainder of the evening.

Inviting buddys out for drinks on their birthday and being the first to leave shortly after arriving.

Stating you will do something, but then are nowhere to be found when it is your time to do it, whereby forcing your buddys to do it.

Someone who often misses work, leaves early, or takes sick days forcing his buddys to pick up his slack.
Man! Tyrel Klein is such a blue falcon. He left early again when he volunteered to do something.

Can you believe Tyrel just called me out in front of our supervisor. He is really flying the blue falcon today.
by davernsf July 6, 2015
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The Peanut Butter Falcon

The Peanut Butter Falcon is a sexual act that consists of a partner squatting over the mouth of the other partner and simultaneously pooping in their partners mouth while flapping their arms in rapid succession and violently screeching.
last night Pete and Sarah took their relationship to the next level after Pete christened Sarah with The Peanut Butter Falcon
by VitoVane September 23, 2019
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falcon lover

An internet meme created by popular youtuber "Pewdiepie".
It's supposed to represent the stupidity of people advertising themselves in the YouTube comment section and stop it, but ironically it had instead done the opposite and spawned hundreds of spam "flacon lord" and "falcon lover" accounts. Falcon Lover uses poor grammar and punctuation, and eventually discovers he's a giraffe.
falcon lover:
"deer falcon clan
we lost one of our on ubs today

we are now down to 3 ubs

my brother unsubed also
maybe u n olike my videoz
maybe u hater

:("
by Falcon Lord xxxXxXx June 18, 2014
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