Face full of web

Going down on a woman with 70'some bush

I thought that chick was hot, but she must have been a hippie or something because I ended up with a face full of web.

by FluffyBob September 17, 2016

Face full of Lies

A person who thinks they are so good at lying but in reality everybody knows if that person is breathing and speaking they are lying and if u couldn't tell by listening to them just look at their face because you can see it everywhere on it.

Kevin over there saying he didn't do nothing, girl he has a face full of lies.

by That girl 601 November 30, 2020

Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

A face full of southside

A phrase phrase used by an aggressor to intimidate a victim.

Yo man... you better shut your mouth or your gona get yourself a face full of southside!

by Dr. Pothier February 18, 2022

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

A term to describe a woman - who's incredibly beautiful, but, her beauty is ruined by the fact that she has a horrible personality.

Friend: Stacy is hot; ¿how come you don't want to date her?

My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

full face pics

if a bitch sends you full face pics, your in luck SIKE NIGGA she sends that to every other mf if she sends full face pics to you she sending to everyone else don't get ya weak ass hopes up

she sent him full face pics but it was right after she sucked off a nigga

by zac woods February 20, 2020