Fabs

Douchebag who thinks he can walk around wearing a headband in all times of day and weather conditions without regard for people's feelings or laughter. Has multiple colors of headbands to match one sweatshirt with different colors of glitter disco pants. Probably takes balls to the face at the drop of a hat. Only one who gives blow jobs under the missle toe. Prefers missle toe to camel toe. Wears a bowtie in the shower. All of these conditions must apply.

The fat guy from The Butterfly Effect looks like Fabs.

by gods bitch July 17, 2006

Fabs

a fab is fatty abs. its when a person with fat decides to try to lose fat by working out but in the process just get hard fat. Usually caused with crunches.

man 1: "aw man i've been doing crunches everyday this year but i still havent lost any fat!"
man 2: "that sucks...but dude u got a pretty hard stomache.."
man 1: "well thats good.."
man 2: "yeah man i think u got fabs there."

by a fabby person January 27, 2007

FABS

Fine Ass Beebe Shizzle

I conversated with FABS today. We had a Dilly Bar.

by Kevin January 21, 2005

Fabs

Fat of the stomach that looks like abdominal muscles.

I don't need to work out, my fabs are already toned.

Shauna has great fabs, you can't even tell they aren't real.

by Fish.and.FeeFee.have.Fabs September 19, 2009

FABS

Acronym; Fresh Air Bowel Syndrome
When you go camping/get out of the urban air you're used to, and get some forest air and you get diarrhea or constipated.

Bob: Just a seecond, I'm going to the washroom
Jon: AGAIN?
Bob: Yeah, I got FABS

by Bryron2 July 30, 2010

Fabs

Fat rolls that are shaped like abs.

Stefanie is blessed with fabs. She eats whatever she wants and her fat is still shaped like abs.

by Skinnyfatbitch December 14, 2019

fabs

a man who is very offended by a large variation of things that would not offend the average man. this could also be know as a pussy or a gay man.

Steve: damn she's hot i should get her snap.
Joel: do it bro don't be a fabs and not ask her

by estranged cats December 23, 2020