funions

when you have a craving for something, but you dont know what it is

man, i got funions,

by djbenno September 29, 2008

funion

A perfect ass nice enough to eat dinner off of. A fun onion.

Stacey has a perfect little funion.

by hughmonger October 30, 2003

Butt Funion

Another term for a dumb ass or a queer or any other word used to make fun of someone.

YO you is a FUCKING BUTT FUNION

by (H.O.V.A.) October 15, 2003

Funion Fucker

Someone that has sexual intercourse with a funion (a fried onion snack) on a friends bed while the friend is playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4.

1. That kid is a funion fucker, insn't that kinky?

by RHCPfan December 24, 2008

Mung Funions

(N.)When a woman, particularly a fat or preggo woman, shits a ring of diarrhea that contains blood.

My fat ebony hoe made Mung Funions all over the floor and they smell like bloody onions

by Luvern Smalls July 20, 2008

pork funion

Meat ring.

That Thai food really hurt my pork funion.

by Erbnsintax March 29, 2016