You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

fuck dem kids

a general hatred of kids.

Sam: will you look after my kids while I'm away
Steve: fuck dem kids

by eathfquake September 9, 2019

fuck them kids

Response when someone says “what about the kids?” or “It’s for the kids”. Alternatively, a response to Wu-Tang being for the kids

But Wu-Tang is for the kids

Fuck them kids!!

by Shock Smoove December 27, 2021

Fuck You Kid

"Fuck You Kid" - Ninja (Tyler Blevins), to an unsuspecting dweeb who was shredded by him on the multiplayer battle royale, H1Z1.

Fuck You Kid. (in response to something you didn't like.)

by FencepostThe3rd October 9, 2019

fuck them kids

Response to when someone says “it’s for the kids”.

Alternatively, a response when someone says Wu-Tang is for the kids

But Wu-Tang is for the kids

Fuck them kids!!

by Shock Smoove December 27, 2021

That's fucking scene kid!

A term used when "that's gay" isn't enough. It's like saying "That's the fucking stupidest thing ever." because that's exactly what scene kids are.

Marcos: My mom won't let me go to the movies.
Emily: Damn, that's fucking scene kid!
Marcos: Yeah, she's fucking scene kid.
Emily: I fucking hate scene kids.

by wisconsaurus March 8, 2008

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

Used by old men, or women; who have no respect for kids, or teens, playing outdoor games. This is a phrase generally uttered within seconds of someone touching the lawn. Its almost as if the person sits and waits, like a robot, waiting for someone to go on thier lawn. People uttering this line normally have shotguns, and will fire randomly if provoked.

Kid: This is a fun game of Manhunt *Steps on Lawn.

Old Man Jenkins: GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING KIDS!!!

by SuperOmegaMan January 6, 2009